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Twitter Name: @kirkfox
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Description: I do all my own stunts on #howtorock including the bike riding. I'm pointing at the helmet they forgot to give me.
Website: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0289105/
Description: I do all my own stunts on #howtorock including the bike riding. I'm pointing at the helmet they forgot to give me.
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Kirk_Fox
I always treat animals with respect. I never overcook.
Updated 4 day(s) ago
I always get horseshoes and whoreshoes mixed up. I've lost so much money playing both.
Updated 6 day(s) ago
someone on the phone just asked me to describe myself. me: "picture a tree." she: "got it. go on." Me: "no. that's it. start climbing."
Updated 6 day(s) ago
even strippers look down on the guy sweeping up their cash for them with a broom while they are putting their clothes back on.
Updated 6 day(s) ago
Happy Mother's Day. Also, if you think your mother is lying to you about something bring her on my show. http://t.co/gntAUCEujV
Updated 6 day(s) ago
Men, no more apologizing for premature ejaculating. Do what I do. Immediately jump up, pump your fist, and proudly yell, "first!"
Updated 6 day(s) ago
Don't forget that without us they couldn't be mothers. Let them know that also. Happy Mother's Day ladies. You're welcome. Keep rocking.
Updated 6 day(s) ago
Hey Mother Nature. Why don't you take a day off tomorrow as well? Don't tip anything over till Monday.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
I thought I was simply wearing my pants extra low today until I just noticed that I hadn't even put them on yet. #sagging
Updated 7 day(s) ago
being talked into buying a woman boots after agreeing to just buy her a pair of pumps, is their equivalent of men saying just the tip.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
Don't save things for special occasions. If you woke up, celebrate that. Take it out and show off that shine. Odds are it's a fake anyway.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
At the end of the day we could all be a lot worse. Luckily sometimes we are just too tired to try.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
Dentists and mechanics are the same. Opening your mouth and popping your hood always will result in something needing to be replaced.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
The number 1 problem facing the polar bear today is shrinkage. Most don't even know they have testicles till they are sent to the Miami zoo
Updated 8 day(s) ago
The funny thing about water under the bridge, it's always rising.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
I'm not saying my car is slow, but I was just informed it could never be a lethal weapon. At the most possibly a stun gun.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Excited about possible future cash and how to protect it from apartment invasions. https://t.co/ioOR9wuhNd
Updated 11 day(s) ago
I accidentally deleted a positive comment to me once and thought about finding him, apologizing, and trying to get them to send it again.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Most gang signs end up being riddled with bullet holes.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
fell asleep reading mark twain's short story "the facts in the great beef contract" and this morning he started following me on twitter! wow
Updated 11 day(s) ago
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