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Twitter Name: @justmartindale
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Location: West Hollywood, CA
Description: daywalker. comedian. writer. Follow me on favstar: http://favstar.fm/me facebook and in life.
Website: http://www.facebook.com/martindale.jd
Location: West Hollywood, CA
Description: daywalker. comedian. writer. Follow me on favstar: http://favstar.fm/me facebook and in life.
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Justin_Martindale
It's good to know I still have that Phoebe Cates effect on people at the pool.
Updated 5 day(s) ago
No one should bring milk to the pool. GAG!!!!!!
Updated 5 day(s) ago
Tonight come check me out @thelaughfactory tonight at 8pm with @chelsealately's @nicosantoscomic, @LogoTV @gloriabigelow and Julie Goldman
Updated 5 day(s) ago
RT @thatsfunny: heyLA @LargoLosAngeles 8pm tonight @helloross 8pm @thelaughfactory @antcomic @justmartindale @jordanpease1 @nicosantoscomic…
Updated 5 day(s) ago
Happy Mother's Day Mom. So thankful you don't understand how twitter works.
http://t.co/25ZbVwUNtT
Updated 6 day(s) ago
Ladies, stop wearing flats and playing tambourines. #kthanks
Updated 8 day(s) ago
RT @ErikGriffin: Don't forget, Mid-Night #thehalfhour @ComedyCentral See your boy! #workaholics fans, @ccstandup fans, Can't wait for you t…
Updated 8 day(s) ago
There's nothing more tragic than Halle Berrys "Storm" wig.
Updated 8 day(s) ago
RT @adamraycomedy: My buddy @jeremiahstandup runs a great show at Rant LA. Anytime he posts about it, you should go. Def one of the coolest…
Updated 9 day(s) ago
If Doc Brown took his Delorean back to the 1920s, we'd all be watching The Great Scottsby!! #tbt #gatsby
Updated 9 day(s) ago
RT @aprilmacie: SAN ANTONIO - I'm at @LoLSanAntonio tonight thru Sunday, that is where you should be as well!!
Updated 9 day(s) ago
RT @TheComedyStore: Tonight at 9: @nealbrennan @JayLarsoncomedy @IanEdwardsComic @RickIngraham @justmartindale @jodmill @TheoVon @TonyHinch…
Updated 9 day(s) ago
There's a point when bulges in sweatpants can be TOO offensive.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Hey Wade Robson, you can't be all like "JK! Michael Jackson DID molest me!" No one cares now not even the man in the mirror.
Updated 9 day(s) ago
RT @thatsfunny: heyLA @TheComedyStore 9p tonite @nealbrennan @jodmill @IanEdwardsComic @justmartindale @byronbowers @TheoVon @annielederman…
Updated 9 day(s) ago
Great night tonight playing @TheIrvineImprov with @jiffywild @JustineMachine @GeoffKeith @ChrisMillhouse @JohnCampanelli1 @tbarnett23 so fun
Updated 10 day(s) ago
BREAKING: Nancy Grace makes first public appearance after #JodiArias verdict. http://t.co/mKdWzK7m00
Updated 10 day(s) ago
@thechrisarmy @NancyGraceHLN can't stop watching the #jodiariasverdict on a loop. http://t.co/RAOjL6ZIov
Updated 10 day(s) ago
When did Mothers Day cards get covered in rhinestones, lace and blood diamonds? This card and I have the same birth weight.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
#JodiArias is guilty of first degree murder. (Cue the @NancyGraceHLN maniacal evil sea witch laugh.)
Updated 10 day(s) ago
Moms love toiletries right?
Updated 10 day(s) ago
@ChelseaVPeretti Beyonce' just texted me and said to and I quote "cut it out."
Updated 11 day(s) ago
Fat people hate it when you tamper with their jukebox.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
People of society, please put on shoes. Real life isn't at Raging Waters.
Updated 11 day(s) ago
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