Justin Martindale

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Twitter Name: @justmartindale
Website: http://www.facebook.com/martindale.jd
Location: West Hollywood, CA
Description: daywalker. comedian. writer. Follow me on favstar: http://favstar.fm/me facebook and in life.

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It's good to know I still have that Phoebe Cates effect on people at the pool.
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No one should bring milk to the pool. GAG!!!!!!
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Tonight come check me out @thelaughfactory tonight at 8pm with @chelsealately's @nicosantoscomic, @LogoTV @gloriabigelow and Julie Goldman
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Happy Mother's Day Mom. So thankful you don't understand how twitter works. http://t.co/25ZbVwUNtT
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Ladies, stop wearing flats and playing tambourines. #kthanks
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RT @ErikGriffin: Don't forget, Mid-Night #thehalfhour @ComedyCentral See your boy! #workaholics fans, @ccstandup fans, Can't wait for you t…
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There's nothing more tragic than Halle Berrys "Storm" wig.
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RT @adamraycomedy: My buddy @jeremiahstandup runs a great show at Rant LA. Anytime he posts about it, you should go. Def one of the coolest…
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If Doc Brown took his Delorean back to the 1920s, we'd all be watching The Great Scottsby!! #tbt #gatsby
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RT @aprilmacie: SAN ANTONIO - I'm at @LoLSanAntonio tonight thru Sunday, that is where you should be as well!!
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RT @JustineMachine: @justmartindale I think we're both 10s...?
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There's a point when bulges in sweatpants can be TOO offensive.
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Hey Wade Robson, you can't be all like "JK! Michael Jackson DID molest me!" No one cares now not even the man in the mirror.
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BREAKING: Nancy Grace makes first public appearance after #JodiArias verdict. http://t.co/mKdWzK7m00
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@thechrisarmy @NancyGraceHLN can't stop watching the #jodiariasverdict on a loop. http://t.co/RAOjL6ZIov
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When did Mothers Day cards get covered in rhinestones, lace and blood diamonds? This card and I have the same birth weight.
Updated 10 day(s) ago
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#JodiArias is guilty of first degree murder. (Cue the @NancyGraceHLN maniacal evil sea witch laugh.)
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Moms love toiletries right?
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@ChelseaVPeretti Beyonce' just texted me and said to and I quote "cut it out."
Updated 11 day(s) ago
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Fat people hate it when you tamper with their jukebox.
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People of society, please put on shoes. Real life isn't at Raging Waters.
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