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Twitter Name: @JessimaePeluso
Website: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1074857025
Location: Insane in the membrane.
Description: Comic-person. Dog-lover. Waffle-wrangler. www.JESSIMAE.com www.TheSkinnyBlondeBitch.com Youtube:Breaking The Barrier
Website: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1074857025
Location: Insane in the membrane.
Description: Comic-person. Dog-lover. Waffle-wrangler. www.JESSIMAE.com www.TheSkinnyBlondeBitch.com Youtube:Breaking The Barrier
Profile Link: http://comedytweet.com/Jessimae_Peluso
Photo: GIRL CODE. TONIGHT. Two shows! 9:30 & 10:30 on MTV! http://t.co/PLYfot7Gxp
Updated 4 day(s) ago
I wanna dance fight with somebody today-Its gonna be a 'Step Up 2 The Streets' kinda day.
Updated 4 day(s) ago
I'm so broke I'd blow a dude for a warm panini right now.
Updated 5 day(s) ago
RT @ms_jessie_marie: @Rishonna OMG you have to watch the new show Girl Code on MTV, its so funny and so true! @JessimaePeluso is hilarious …
Updated 5 day(s) ago
RT @keeksrose_: Me when guys I don't like try to talk to me.. @JessimaePeluso #crosseyedandcountryaccent http://t.co/LMFdiD9mgn
Updated 5 day(s) ago
After I exercise I feel like a million bucks but look like a trailer park-slut.
Updated 5 day(s) ago
My mom used to swear at us thru her teeth until her head spun around, they made a movie about it called The Exorcist. #HappyMothersDay
Updated 6 day(s) ago
My mom always gave me good advice:"Don't talk to strangers!" To this day I've never spoken to any strangers, I've only slept with them.
Updated 6 day(s) ago
My mother always said "don't talk to strangers!" I took her advice. To this day Ive never spoken to any strangers- only slept with them.
Updated 6 day(s) ago
Photo: My mom holding me on a raft at our family’s summer camp on Pleasant Lake, NY. Happy Mother’s Day... http://t.co/4oSnCVwspw
Updated 6 day(s) ago
RT @RUSGUTIN: RUS Live in Cherry Hill NJ! NXT SAT 5/18 @SarcasmComedy w @GirlCode's @JessimaePeluso @ 930! http://t.co/WLWiOKIZbW ! http://…
Updated 6 day(s) ago
If at first you don't succeed. Try, try and marry someone who has.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
I'll be performing at @TheStandNYC tonight at MIDNIGHT! Come have a laugh&tequila with me before we all turn into werewolves.
Updated 7 day(s) ago
Photo: “WHO YOU CALLIN A BITCH?! YA GOTTA LET ‘EM KNOW.” http://t.co/98KcWscQgZ
Updated 7 day(s) ago
It's Saturday! You know what that means, find your purse, leave your thong & get the hell out of that guy's apartment!!
Updated 7 day(s) ago
RT @NateInferis: come out to @TheStandNYC next sunday to see @JessimaePeluso violate John Stamos onstage! http://t.co/aFW8aKAqPw Code PART…
Updated 7 day(s) ago
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