Jessimae Peluso

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Twitter Name: @JessimaePeluso
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Location: Insane in the membrane.
Description: Comic-person. Dog-lover. Waffle-wrangler. www.JESSIMAE.com www.TheSkinnyBlondeBitch.com Youtube:Breaking The Barrier

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Photo: GIRL CODE. TONIGHT. Two shows! 9:30 & 10:30 on MTV! http://t.co/PLYfot7Gxp
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I wanna dance fight with somebody today-Its gonna be a 'Step Up 2 The Streets' kinda day.
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I'm so broke I'd blow a dude for a warm panini right now.
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RT @ms_jessie_marie: @Rishonna OMG you have to watch the new show Girl Code on MTV, its so funny and so true! @JessimaePeluso is hilarious …
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RT @keeksrose_: Me when guys I don't like try to talk to me.. @JessimaePeluso #crosseyedandcountryaccent http://t.co/LMFdiD9mgn
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After I exercise I feel like a million bucks but look like a trailer park-slut.
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Baby bump. (On set.) https://t.co/18Kj4Dusrs
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My mom used to swear at us thru her teeth until her head spun around, they made a movie about it called The Exorcist. #HappyMothersDay
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My mom always gave me good advice:"Don't talk to strangers!" To this day I've never spoken to any strangers, I've only slept with them.
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My mother always said "don't talk to strangers!" I took her advice. To this day Ive never spoken to any strangers- only slept with them.
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Photo: My mom holding me on a raft at our family’s summer camp on Pleasant Lake, NY. Happy Mother’s Day... http://t.co/4oSnCVwspw
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@kelly7781 this makes me so happy! Xo
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RT @HaitianCocaine_: I FUCKING LOVE YOU @JessimaePeluso !
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@AngelicaaValdes thank you so much!!
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@SeanElizabeth_ you're the 1st greatest thing ever! Xox
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@torikristinlee let's pick out linens for our house. Xx
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RT @RUSGUTIN: RUS Live in Cherry Hill NJ! NXT SAT 5/18 @SarcasmComedy w @GirlCode's @JessimaePeluso @ 930! http://t.co/WLWiOKIZbW ! http://…
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If at first you don't succeed. Try, try and marry someone who has.
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I'll be performing at @TheStandNYC tonight at MIDNIGHT! Come have a laugh&tequila with me before we all turn into werewolves.
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Photo: Look at these 2 Assjoles!! http://t.co/CEVjDewps8
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Photo: “WHO YOU CALLIN A BITCH?! YA GOTTA LET ‘EM KNOW.” http://t.co/98KcWscQgZ
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It's Saturday! You know what that means, find your purse, leave your thong & get the hell out of that guy's apartment!!
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@TheBionicAnkle I'm simply in love with you too.
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RT @NateInferis: come out to @TheStandNYC next sunday to see @JessimaePeluso violate John Stamos onstage! http://t.co/aFW8aKAqPw Code PART…
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@maverick198700 I'm glad!!
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