I like to make love to women with asthma because it reminds me of the seashore.
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@Andythefireman MCing at the Gag Club at Hertford Corn Exchange on Sat 18th Feb if that's any good for you? http://t.co/HyYcvpZ6
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Jon the worst is the drunk people that kiss you. @BullfightOnAcid: @Ralphie_May fuck all those sneezing freaks,better safe then sorry!
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Good film. My first role. And U were so funny in it. RT @TheStevenWeber @realjeffreyross I just realized something: YOU WERE IN "JEFFREY"!!!
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It's like 1300-2000 people a night RT @JayestofBees: @Ralphie_May Not sure if people get that (cont) http://t.co/MhQJqn6P
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RT@TheRealDCF Are you saying we can expect a riffed version of the sexual harrassment video you saw? // As the man says, "I guarantee it."
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RT @RickeySmiley: If u r as mad as I am about @govbrewer disrespecting @barackobama let them know Office (602) 542-4331 http://t.co/Bf5z ...
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My mandated Sexual Harassment Avoidance training is now complete. And may I say, RiffTrax thanks you, state of California, for the video...
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#indiemusic #publisher #innovator #handsome #niceteeth #fragrant #FF @DeanOfMusic
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I've had in the past 8 yrs I've had 6 diseases that should've killed me I'm a father and a husband (cont) http://t.co/mJrtQtWw
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Nice. Kiss her vag for The Roastmaster xo RT @KEVINCAMPBELL78 FYI my wife made it thru surgery just fine. Was awesome u gave her a shout out
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My NEW video for the @improvUpYours Contest. Like it and vote. At least watch it... http://t.co/L147thrV
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Thanks to the US Marines for protecting Hawaii! RT @skinner410dc Thanks for visiting us, the troops, in hawaii back in 07 OOH RAH ROSS.
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I love the BBC's programmes about Space and Time, I hope they continuum.
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At chuck e cheese celebrating Macallan being awarded top student and contemplating suicide!
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@kevinjbradford is getting us out of the house... better go... mandatory fun... oh well. :-)
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Excellent choice "@SimplySheda: Finally got to some free time...bout to go see Red Tails solo"
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@An_AriesDiamond Lololol me & Tyla r gonna be up keeping an eye on ur TL!! Don't make us make that call
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Why would she sell sea shells by the sea shore if there's a significant supply of sea shells by the sea shore? Seems like a shitty strategy.
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Boston Twitter funny @willnoonan @sheaspillane @MattKona @JonoZalay @rajsivaraman @KennethWReid #FF (this will not improve Followership)
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That's it. Day 1 of #MOAHuntForTheEdible is in the books. I'll start at 7:40 tomorrow to make it easier for late show people.
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More on why the #TwitterBlackout is misguided RT @julesmattsson: this is a good piece summing it up http://t.co/uhViK2ML
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18 mos minimum. According to Drs. RT @Fatboy_Kev: @Ralphie_May no meet and greets a permanent thing?
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