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@funkygibbondave Glad you've enjoyed. Will work on it.

Updated 7 minutes ago

Doug Benson

I hope it's today, Dale Dudley, because I AM UP! RT @DaleDudley I think @DougBenson is on here this week. Maybe it's today. www.klbjfm.com

Updated 7 minutes ago

Please leave nice ratings and reviews on Iain Lee's Shepherds Pie. Ta.

Updated 8 minutes ago

Confident in a lot of things I do. I guess a comfort level helps. @EvieStewart

Updated 8 minutes ago

@LegalTypist Not really. Life is good for me. Got three more venues interested in shows. Love what I do.

Updated 10 minutes ago

David Mitchell

@slepkane I think it might just be 'abided'. Doesn't sound great though.

Updated 12 minutes ago

Cris Gray

@joepettis 2 movies. 1 tv show. 1 commercial & 1 industrial. I'll email you some links.

Updated 13 minutes ago

Oh and...you're welcome :) RT @DivahGeek: @LaughNYC Yeah- thanks to you- I've been singing "Down At Fraggle Rock" all day lol

Updated 15 minutes ago

Gus Campos

I knew you were Small but WHAT?!! You're Happy Meal! RT @KattPackAllDay http://twitpic.com/17o4rk - The pimp wit a pimp named Charlie Murphy

Updated 15 minutes ago

Mark Watson

@Jason_Manford Are you roasting Bruce today mate? I did Tarrant. Good fun. PS You are northern scum.

Updated 17 minutes ago

Carl Donnelly

@ChrisMcomedy a table so u cld bring snacks in with u!

Updated 18 minutes ago

Mark Watson

@JJPorter Entirely up to you. But don't give up on optimism...

Updated 19 minutes ago

Mark Watson

@rachaeljwright That made me smile. Anyway it normally is up by now. X

Updated 20 minutes ago

Gus Campos

Hey Baboon face @JoBubbles74 keep your self serving bullshit priorities to yourself; @DaddyFigure might be able to help you dummy

Updated 23 minutes ago

Hey, morning. Just got some. Can have a sip if you want :) how are you doing? @LegalTypist

Updated 23 minutes ago

*needs to let it go*

Updated 24 minutes ago

Subscribe to Iain Lee's Shepherds Pie on iTunes - videos and stuff. Well. Videos. Get us up the chart. X

Updated 24 minutes ago

Dave Gorman

@helenthornber Thanks Helen. That's lovely that is.

Updated 25 minutes ago

RT @geekytom: RT @Lost_Initiative: New Theory Battle! Geeky Tom presents his "Time Compass" concept. http://bit.ly/c9EMKX

Updated 25 minutes ago

Right off out to race pigeons,stroke whippets,eat pies,smoke rollups, drink bitter,watch corrie & have a fight. Hope that's not too northern

Updated 26 minutes ago

@Vinny64 I've no idea who they are, I just got sent it.

Updated 29 minutes ago

@RealKarlHearne wait till you see him live, he's a funny fella

Updated 29 minutes ago

@bazzaharwood aye I remember you but I ain't getting my tits out for no one!

Updated 30 minutes ago

@stu_mather_ I just saw that, supposed to be "election"

Updated 31 minutes ago

David Schneider

Same colour shirt + tie. Fashionwise, not sure if that earns me a recall to prison or makes me the new Gok Wan (Gok Two?)

Updated 35 minutes ago

Cris Gray

Morning workout followed by homemade veggie/chicken sausage frittata. This is how Cris Gray does mornings. http://tweetphoto.com/13890650

Updated 35 minutes ago

Whitney Cummings

Ironic guys think Barbie has the ideal body considering the fact that she doesn't have a vagina.

Updated 35 minutes ago

Joe Rogan

No one tweets more inspirational quotes than porn stars. Especially the ones that take it in the butt.

Updated 36 minutes ago

Jim Norton

Lindsay Lohan is suing E*Trade because implying she's a 'milkaholic' damaged her reputation? I vote for 'cumaholic '.

Updated 43 minutes ago

Joe Rogan

@ShoryukenDeath Next stop, time machines... http://bit.ly/92sJpp

Updated 44 minutes ago

Next Long Island COMEDY shows:3/20/10 Holbrook, NY; 3/27 Cutchogue,NY- Mary Dimino Headlines both. 4 details, visit ---> http://bit.ly/eKo42

Updated 45 minutes ago

New..New..New comedy shows over the coming months. Comedians like Chris Monty & Jessica Kirson. 4details--->visit http://bit.ly/eKo42

Updated 45 minutes ago

@jeantien Thanks Jean. I love them :)

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